Stoke City fans are tipped to get their wish and see Jese Rodriguez booted off to a faraway deserted island.
The former Real Madrid forward had a terrible season at Stoke in 2017/18, capped by trolling supporters with a photograph of himself having a lie in when he should have been at training in a fight to stay in the Premier League.
He was shipped back to Paris Saint-Germain, who sent him to Real Betis – where he had to defend accusations about being fat – and Sporting Lisbon – who cancelled his loan early.
The 27-year-old left PSG by mutual consent in December in the wake of headlines about parties back in Gran Canaria.
Now the Spanish press is reporting that he is “focusing on his artistic side” and he is being lined up to appear on Supervivientes, their version of Survivor. The reality programme is set to be filmed next month and normally ships off contestants to Cayos Cochinos, a small island off the coast of Honduras.
Cuatro write: “Jese’s future in football is still uncertain because he can’t find a team. Now he is being placed in a list of possible contestants for the next edition of Supervivientes.”
Jese has also released a new song – Your Favourite – under his stage name of Jey M. Those who have dared to listen say it is packed with explicit lyrics.