There is a not-so-secret ritual for Stoke City signings: sing in front of your new teammates.
Some are keen, like Peter Odemwingie grabbing the mic to belt out Beat It, and some have to be dragged up by their tracksuit collars.
But of all the many amateur singers that Peter Crouch saw in his seven-and-a-half years at the club, it wasn’t a player who left him and everyone else flawed.
The former striker was asked to pinpoint his best initiation in his weekly column for the Daily Mail and it doesn’t sound like he had to think too hard about the answer.
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Crouch said: “Given how much I had this charade when I was younger, I ended up taking initiations very seriously when I was at Stoke. If you were new to the club, you had to sing – no excuses would be tolerated and you had to do it.
“So we had a young doctor who had just joined us, a few years ago. We made him get up and, as standard, he had a baguette for a microphone.
“He then produced a version of the rap tune Man’s Not Hot that was absolutely incredible. Nobody expected what was coming but he blew us away.
“When you get someone who gets up and produced a good rendition of something, the camaraderie and the reception in the group is unreal.”
So, who was the sweet-tongued young doctor?
Big Shaq’s Man’s Not Hot was released in 2017 so that’s one clue.
Now it’s time to get a list of the club’s medical staff…