Drink-driver Carl Jones hit speeds of up to 110mph – as he tried to give police the slip on Christmas Day.
Police deployed a stinger in an attempt to stop the 45-year-old after he had swerved around vehicles and refused to pull over.
But he even continued with a flat tyre and went the wrong way down a one-way street before finally bringing the chase to an end.
Now Jones – who had drunk up to four cans of lager and a rum and coke – has been sentenced to 12 months in prison, suspended for 18 months, at Stoke-on-Trent Crown Court.
The court heard officers first spotted Jones on Reginald Mitchell Way, in Tunstall, before the pursuit started on nearby Hollywall Lane.
Prosecutor Neil Ahuja said: “The car veered towards the wrong side of the road on a number of occasions. The police illuminated their blue lights to indicate for the defendant to stop together with sirens. He did not stop.
“He went through Tunstall town centre and onto the A500. He drove at speeds exceeding 100mph, in the region of 110mph at one point, and he swerved around vehicles.
“It led the police to deploy a stinger device to try to bring it to a stop. But he continued with a deflated tyre before he turned into Mayne Street, Hanford, and drove the wrong way up a one-way street. He caused another vehicle to take evasive action before he eventually pulled over.
“He remained in the car and was detained. Police spoke to him. Officers could smell alcohol. He displayed signs of being intoxicated. His eyes were glazed, he was slurring his words and what he said did not make sense.”
The defendant refused a roadside breath test. But he later gave a reading of 92 micrograms of alcohol in 100 millilitres of breath – against the legal limit of 35.
Jones, of Henry Street, Tunstall, pleaded guilty to dangerous driving and drink-driving.
Robert Holt, mitigating, said: “He is deeply remorseful for what he did. He is deeply ashamed by his actions. I concede the driving was poor.”
As part of the suspended sentence Jones must complete a six-month alcohol treatment requirement. He was disqualified from driving for two years and must take an extended test before he can drive again.
Judge David Fletcher said: “This was a bad piece of dangerous driving aggravated by the consumption of alcohol.”
Jones must pay £340 costs.Jon